How I was brought up and my imaginary friend means more to me than anything you can ever say or do.
Penn JilletteIf you want to turn out an atheist child, unconditional love constantly is a good way to do it.
Penn JilletteComputers absolutely changed my life. Before I had a computer, I had never written one thing. Not one thing. I'm a very bad speller and I was embarrassed by that. When I would type, the little mistakes would make me nutty, and I would never edit anything.
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