We all have friends we love dearly that couldn't pass for human in a strict Turing test.

Every poker player is smarter than me.

The most important part of life is work, it's the flow, it's getting stuff done, feeling like you're doing something.

TV networks are dying. The death throes of religion give us jihads. The death throes of television give us reality shows.

You can't believe how pro gay and pro freedom of speech I am. I'm way out beyond anyone on the Left.

My love of computers, besides being practical, is very direct and visceral. I love the way things look on the screen.

A joke is a way to say, 'I'm going to do something funny now. If I don't get a laugh at the end, I'm a failure.'