Intelligent or not, we all make mistakes and perhaps the intelligent mistakes are the worst, because so much careful thought has gone into them.

Life is unfair but remember sometimes it is unfair in your favour.

I was irrevocably betrothed to laughter.

And here is the lesson I learned in the army. If you want to do a thing badly, you have to work at it as though you want to do it well.

Toronto is a kind of New York operated by the Swiss.

Sex is a conversation carried out by another means.

Terrorism is the war of the poor, and war is the terrorism of the rich.