Artificial glamor-false eyelashes, that sort of thing-usually is put on to hide a vacuum. The most beautiful face can only look vacuous if it masks an empty head.

If you're going to be a prisoner of your own mind, the least you can do is make sure it's well furnished.

Sex is a conversation carried out by other means. If you get on well out of bed, half the problems of bed are solved.

The stupidity of a stupid man is mercifully intimate and reticient, while the stupidity of an intellectual is cried from the rooftops.

Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died.

I am an international citizen conceived in Russia, born in England, working in Hollywood, living in Switzerland, and touring the World.

I have three daughters and I find as a result I played King Lear almost without rehearsal.