You don't need a pack of wild horses to learn how to make a sandwich.

Eighty percent of all questions are statements in disguise.

I think I've got the best staff in television.

People who have nothing to hide, hide nothing. You should be an open book, be transparent.

Instead of being ashamed of what you've been through, be proud of what you have overcome!

I think you're running into a lot of trouble if your idea of foreplay is, 'Brace yourself honey, here I come!'

You can't put feathers on a dog and call it a chicken!