There's a lot of your family in tonight.

I suppose I'd get in trouble if I were to melt them down.

Are you running away from something?

You could do with losing a little bit of weight.

So who's on drugs here?... He looks as if he's on drugs.

We didn't have counsellors rushing around every time somebody let off a gun. You just got on with it!

The biggest waste of water in the country by far. You spend half a pint and flush two gallons.