So you are the people tearing down the Brazilian rainforest and breeding cattle.

How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?

The more people there are, the more food we need, the more space we occupy, the more resources and consumer goods we wish to have and the more development has to take place

I don't claim to have any special interest in natural history, but as a boy I was made aware of the annual fluctuations in the number of game animals and the need to adjust the cull to the size of the surplus population.

There's a cord sticking out of the back. Might you tell me where it goes?

During the Blitz, a lot of shops had their windows blown in and put up notices saying, 'More open than usual'. I now declare this place more open than usual.

The French don't know how to cook breakfast.