A few years ago, everybody was saying we must have more leisure, everyone's working too much. Now everybody's got more leisure time they're complaining they're unemployed. People don't seem to make up their minds what they want.

So you are the people tearing down the Brazilian rainforest and breeding cattle.

We go into the red next year... I shall have to give up polo.

They're not mating are they?

Wildlife of the world is disappearing, not because of a malicious and deliberate policy of slaughter and extermination, but simply because of a general and widespread ignorance and neglect.

British women can't cook.

Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation.