A few years ago, everybody was saying we must have more leisure, everyone's working too much. Now everybody's got more leisure time they're complaining they're unemployed. People don't seem to make up their minds what they want.

Your country is one of the most notorious centres of trading in endangered species.

It seems to me that it's the best way of wasting money that I know of. I don't think investments on the moon pay a very high dividend.

You bloody silly fool!

Constitutionally I don't exist.

They're not mating are they?

Aren't most of you descended from pirates?