A few years ago, everybody was saying we must have more leisure, everyone's working too much. Now everybody's got more leisure time they're complaining they're unemployed. People don't seem to make up their minds what they want.

Do you work in a strip club?

In the end we must, I think, somehow conclude that they have as much right to this planet as we have.

No, I'd probably end up spitting it out over everybody.

Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation.

If I were reincarnated I would wish to be returned to Earth as a killer virus to lower human population levels.

What about Tom Jones? He's made a million and he's a bloody awful singer.