A few years ago, everybody was saying we must have more leisure, everyone's working too much. Now everybody's got more leisure time they're complaining they're unemployed. People don't seem to make up their minds what they want.

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

That's a nice tie... Do you have any knickers in that material?

I never see any home cooking - all I get is fancy stuff.

And if we could get the local leaders to appreciate their responsibility for the environment then they would be able to explain that responsibility to the people of their faith.

If we could just stop the tourism, we could stop the congestion.

I don't care what kind it is, just get me a beer.