A few years ago, everybody was saying we must have more leisure, everyone's working too much. Now everybody's got more leisure time they're complaining they're unemployed. People don't seem to make up their minds what they want.

They're not mating are they?

It's a vast waste of space.

Constitutionally I don't exist.

If you travel as much as we do, you appreciate the improvements in aircraft design of less noise and more comfort - provided you don't travel in something called economy class, which sounds ghastly.

The man who invented the red carpet needed his head examined.

The French don't know how to cook breakfast.