The man who invented the red carpet needed his head examined.
There are always twenty excellent reasons for doing nothing for every one reason for starting anything-especially if it has never been done before.
It's my custom to say something flattering to begin with so I shall be excused if I put my foot in it later on.
British women can't cook.
The bastards murdered half my family.
Tolerance is the one essential ingredient ... You can take it from me that the Queen has the quality of tolerance in abundance.