You could do with losing a little bit of weight.
Do you still throw spears at each other?
A few years ago, everybody was saying we must have more leisure, everyone's working too much. Now everybody's got more leisure time they're complaining they're unemployed. People don't seem to make up their minds what they want.
Only a Scotsman can really survive a Scottish education.
Oh, it's you that owns that ghastly car, is it?
Aren't most of you descended from pirates?