The man who invented the red carpet needed his head examined.

If I were reincarnated I would wish to be returned to Earth as a killer virus to lower human population levels.

"It looks as though it was put in by an Indian." He later backtracked: "I meant to say cowboys."

In the end we must, I think, somehow conclude that they have as much right to this planet as we have.

The conservation of nature, the proper care for the human environment and a general concern for the long-term future of the whole of our planet are absolutely vital if future generations are to have a chance to enjoy their existence on this earth.

A few years ago, everybody was saying we must have more leisure, everyone's working too much. Now everybody's got more leisure time they're complaining they're unemployed. People don't seem to make up their minds what they want.

The biggest waste of water in the country by far. You spend half a pint and flush two gallons.