The man who invented the red carpet needed his head examined.

If you travel as much as we do, you appreciate the improvements in aircraft design of less noise and more comfort - provided you don't travel in something called economy class, which sounds ghastly.

Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed.

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, which I've practised for many years.

Wildlife of the world is disappearing, not because of a malicious and deliberate policy of slaughter and extermination, but simply because of a general and widespread ignorance and neglect.

Cats kill far more birds than men. Why don't you have a slogan: 'Kill a cat and save a bird?'

Oh! You're the people ruining the rivers.