The man who invented the red carpet needed his head examined.

Change does not change tradition, it strengthens it. Change is a challenge and anopportunity, not a threat.

If a cricketer suddenly decided to go into a school and batter a lot of people to death with a cricket bat, are you going to ban cricket bats?

You managed not to get eaten then?

It's difficult to see how it's possible to become immensely valuable by singing what are the most hideous songs.

We go into the red next year... I shall have to give up polo.

Oh! You're the people ruining the rivers.