You look like you're ready for bed!
Tolerance is the one essential ingredient ... You can take it from me that the Queen has the quality of tolerance in abundance.
How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?
Only a Scotsman can really survive a Scottish education.
[after accepting a gift from a Kenyan woman] You are a woman, aren't you?
Were you here in the bad old days? ... That's why you can't read and write then!