How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?
The biggest waste of water in the country by far. You spend half a pint and flush two gallons.
If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it.
You managed not to get eaten then?
It's not a very big one, but at least it's dead and it took an awful lot of killing!
They're a damn nuisance - I've got one in my bathroom and every time I run my bath the steam sets it off.