The man who invented the red carpet needed his head examined.

I therefore suggested that WWF should invite leaders from the major religions to meet together to discuss what - if any - responsibility they felt they had for the natural environment as a "sacred" entity.

There are always twenty excellent reasons for doing nothing for every one reason for starting anything-especially if it has never been done before.

You managed not to get eaten then?

[after accepting a gift from a Kenyan woman] You are a woman, aren't you?

Are you running away from something?

We don't come here for our health.