The man who invented the red carpet needed his head examined.

And what exotic part of the world do you come from?

Cats kill far more birds than men. Why don't you have a slogan: 'Kill a cat and save a bird?'

You're not wearing mink knickers,are you?

Do you know they have eating dogs for the anorexic now?

The man who invented the red carpet needed his head examined.

This could only happen in a technical college.