British women can't cook.

"It looks as though it was put in by an Indian." He later backtracked: "I meant to say cowboys."

Oh no, I might catch some ghastly disease.

We don't come here for our health.

We don't come here for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves.

There are always twenty excellent reasons for doing nothing for every one reason for starting anything-especially if it has never been done before.

You managed not to get eaten then?