Deaf? If you're near there, no wonder you are deaf.
The biggest waste of water in the country by far. You spend half a pint and flush two gallons.
How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?
Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, which I've practised for many years.
Oh, it's you that owns that ghastly car, is it?
A horse which stops dead just before a jump and thus propels its rider into a graceful arc provides a splendid excuse for general merriment.