Deaf? If you're near there, no wonder you are deaf.
You're not wearing mink knickers,are you?
"It looks as though it was put in by an Indian." He later backtracked: "I meant to say cowboys."
You bloody silly fool!
Who is going to be the first to face up to the need for self-restraint in the number of children brought into the world?
It's my custom to say something flattering to begin with so I shall be excused if I put my foot in it later on.