If you travel as much as we do, you appreciate the improvements in aircraft design of less noise and more comfort - provided you don't travel in something called economy class, which sounds ghastly.

There's a lot of your family in tonight.

You were playing your instruments? Or do you have tape recorders under your seats?

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, which I've practised for many years.

It makes you all look like Dracula's daughters!

British women can't cook.

The conservation of nature, the proper care for the human environment and a general concern for the long-term future of the whole of our planet are absolutely vital if future generations are to have a chance to enjoy their existence on this earth.