If you travel as much as we do, you appreciate the improvements in aircraft design of less noise and more comfort - provided you don't travel in something called economy class, which sounds ghastly.

You're just a silly little Whitehall twit: you don't trust me and I don't trust you.

The biggest waste of water in the country by far. You spend half a pint and flush two gallons.

And if we could get the local leaders to appreciate their responsibility for the environment then they would be able to explain that responsibility to the people of their faith.

Constitutionally I don't exist.

All money nowadays seems to be produced with a natural homing instinct for the Treasury.

I have very little experience of self-government. In fact, I am one of the most governed people in the world.