If you travel as much as we do, you appreciate the improvements in aircraft design of less noise and more comfort - provided you don't travel in something called economy class, which sounds ghastly.

Do people trip over you?

British women can't cook.

I've never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing.

"It looks as though it was put in by an Indian." He later backtracked: "I meant to say cowboys."

The bastards murdered half my family.

Change does not change tradition, it strengthens it. Change is a challenge and anopportunity, not a threat.