If you travel as much as we do, you appreciate the improvements in aircraft design of less noise and more comfort - provided you don't travel in something called economy class, which sounds ghastly.

It's difficult to see how it's possible to become immensely valuable by singing what are the most hideous songs.

We don't come here for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves.

[after accepting a gift from a Kenyan woman] You are a woman, aren't you?

Can you tell the difference between them?

Tolerance is the one essential ingredient ... You can take it from me that the Queen has the quality of tolerance in abundance.

You can't have been here long, you haven't got a pot belly.