If you travel as much as we do, you appreciate the improvements in aircraft design of less noise and more comfort - provided you don't travel in something called economy class, which sounds ghastly.

I therefore suggested that WWF should invite leaders from the major religions to meet together to discuss what - if any - responsibility they felt they had for the natural environment as a "sacred" entity.

You're just a silly little Whitehall twit: you don't trust me and I don't trust you.

The biggest waste of water in the country by far. You spend half a pint and flush two gallons.

All money nowadays seems to be produced with a natural homing instinct for the Treasury.

It's my custom to say something flattering to begin with so I shall be excused if I put my foot in it later on.

A gun is no more dangerous than a cricket bat in the hands of a madman.