It doesn't look like much work goes on at this university.
The man who invented the red carpet needed his head examined.
They're not mating are they?
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
They're a damn nuisance - I've got one in my bathroom and every time I run my bath the steam sets it off.
It’s a pleasure to be in a country that isn’t ruled by its people.