If I were reincarnated I would wish to be returned to Earth as a killer virus to lower human population levels.

The bastards murdered half my family.

I never see any home cooking - all I get is fancy stuff.

I don't care what kind it is, just get me a beer.

Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed.

If it doesn't fart or eat hay, she isn't interested.

We go into the red next year... I shall have to give up polo.