If I were reincarnated I would wish to be returned to Earth as a killer virus to lower human population levels.
We live in what virtually amounts to a museum - which does not happen to a lot of people.
You bloody silly fool!
Oh, it's you that owns that ghastly car, is it?
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
So who's on drugs here?... He looks as if he's on drugs.