If I were reincarnated I would wish to be returned to Earth as a killer virus to lower human population levels.

I don't think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing.

[after accepting a gift from a Kenyan woman] You are a woman, aren't you?

Well, you didn't design your beard too well, did you?

Who is going to be the first to face up to the need for self-restraint in the number of children brought into the world?

Cats kill far more birds than men. Why don't you have a slogan: 'Kill a cat and save a bird?'

Deaf? If you're near there, no wonder you are deaf.