If I were reincarnated I would wish to be returned to Earth as a killer virus to lower human population levels.

That's more than you know about anything else then.

We live in what virtually amounts to a museum - which does not happen to a lot of people.

Anyone who is concerned about his dignity would be well advised to keep away from horses.

British women can't cook.

It doesn't look like much work goes on at this university.

If it doesn't fart or eat hay, she isn't interested.