If I were reincarnated I would wish to be returned to Earth as a killer virus to lower human population levels.

"It looks as though it was put in by an Indian." He later backtracked: "I meant to say cowboys."

There are always twenty excellent reasons for doing nothing for every one reason for starting anything-especially if it has never been done before.

Cats kill far more birds than men. Why don't you have a slogan: 'Kill a cat and save a bird?'

The conservation of nature, the proper care for the human environment and a general concern for the long-term future of the whole of our planet are absolutely vital if future generations are to have a chance to enjoy their existence on this earth.

I don't know how they're going to integrate in places like Glasgow and Sheffield.

You managed not to get eaten then?