You were playing your instruments? Or do you have tape recorders under your seats?

If I were reincarnated I would wish to be returned to Earth as a killer virus to lower human population levels.

You're just a silly little Whitehall twit: you don't trust me and I don't trust you.

It's not a very big one, but at least it's dead and it took an awful lot of killing!

Do you still throw spears at each other?

Tolerance is the one essential ingredient ... You can take it from me that the Queen has the quality of tolerance in abundance.

It's no use saying do this, do that, don't do that ... it's very easy when children want something to say no immediately. I think it's quite important not to give an unequivocal answer at once. Much better to think it over. Then, if you eventually say no, I think they really accept it.