How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?
Do you work in a strip club?
We didn't have counsellors rushing around every time somebody let off a gun. You just got on with it!
You're just a silly little Whitehall twit: you don't trust me and I don't trust you.
The French don't know how to cook breakfast.
The biggest waste of water in the country by far. You spend half a pint and flush two gallons.