A horse which stops dead just before a jump and thus propels its rider into a graceful arc provides a splendid excuse for general merriment.

If we could just stop the tourism, we could stop the congestion.

During the Blitz, a lot of shops had their windows blown in and put up notices saying, 'More open than usual'. I now declare this place more open than usual.

So this is feminist corner then.

Constitutionally I don't exist.

I've never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing.

I would like to go to Russia very much — although the bastards murdered half my family.