A horse which stops dead just before a jump and thus propels its rider into a graceful arc provides a splendid excuse for general merriment.

I don't think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing.

This could only happen in a technical college.

That's a nice tie... Do you have any knickers in that material?

[after accepting a gift from a Kenyan woman] You are a woman, aren't you?

Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed.

It's not a very big one, but at least it's dead and it took an awful lot of killing!