Only a Scotsman can really survive a Scottish education.
If a cricketer suddenly decided to go into a school and batter a lot of people to death with a cricket bat, are you going to ban cricket bats?
It’s a pleasure to be in a country that isn’t ruled by its people.
Your country is one of the most notorious centres of trading in endangered species.
They're not mating are they?
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.