It's not a very big one, but at least it's dead and it took an awful lot of killing!
In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, in order to contribute something to solve overpopulation.
Well, you didn't design your beard too well, did you?
A gun is no more dangerous than a cricket bat in the hands of a madman.
We didn't have counsellors rushing around every time somebody let off a gun. You just got on with it!
Do you still throw spears at each other?