Do people trip over you?
We don't come here for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves.
Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, which I've practised for many years.
Aren't most of you descended from pirates?
How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?
I have very little experience of self-government. In fact, I am one of the most governed people in the world.