You have mosquitoes. I have the Press.
Your country is one of the most notorious centres of trading in endangered species.
A gun is no more dangerous than a cricket bat in the hands of a madman.
A few years ago, everybody was saying we must have more leisure, everyone's working too much. Now everybody's got more leisure time they're complaining they're unemployed. People don't seem to make up their minds what they want.
Only a Scotsman can really survive a Scottish education.
I therefore suggested that WWF should invite leaders from the major religions to meet together to discuss what - if any - responsibility they felt they had for the natural environment as a "sacred" entity.