All money nowadays seems to be produced with a natural homing instinct for the Treasury.
They're not mating are they?
If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it.
You could do with losing a little bit of weight.
Do people trip over you?
So this is feminist corner then.