Do people trip over you?
Your country is one of the most notorious centres of trading in endangered species.
How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?
It makes you all look like Dracula's daughters!
I've never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing.
A horse which stops dead just before a jump and thus propels its rider into a graceful arc provides a splendid excuse for general merriment.