I just wonder what it would be like to be reincarnated in an animal whose species had been so reduced in numbers than it was in danger of extinction. What would be its feelings toward the human species whose population explosion had denied it somewhere to exist. I must confess that I am tempted to ask for reincarnation as a particularly deadly virus.

I never see any home cooking - all I get is fancy stuff.

Were you here in the bad old days? ... That's why you can't read and write then!

People say after a fire it's water damage that's the worst. We're still drying out Windsor Castle.

People think there's a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.

Tolerance is the one essential ingredient ... You can take it from me that the Queen has the quality of tolerance in abundance.

I would like to go to Russia very much — although the bastards murdered half my family.