I just wonder what it would be like to be reincarnated in an animal whose species had been so reduced in numbers than it was in danger of extinction. What would be its feelings toward the human species whose population explosion had denied it somewhere to exist. I must confess that I am tempted to ask for reincarnation as a particularly deadly virus.

You can't have been here long, you haven't got a pot belly.

I never see any home cooking - all I get is fancy stuff.

I don't know how they're going to integrate in places like Glasgow and Sheffield.

I therefore suggested that WWF should invite leaders from the major religions to meet together to discuss what - if any - responsibility they felt they had for the natural environment as a "sacred" entity.

You bloody silly fool!

Tolerance is the one essential ingredient ... You can take it from me that the Queen has the quality of tolerance in abundance.