I just wonder what it would be like to be reincarnated in an animal whose species had been so reduced in numbers than it was in danger of extinction. What would be its feelings toward the human species whose population explosion had denied it somewhere to exist. I must confess that I am tempted to ask for reincarnation as a particularly deadly virus.

We go into the red next year... I shall have to give up polo.

Oh! You're the people ruining the rivers.

If it doesn't fart or eat hay, she isn't interested.

[after accepting a gift from a Kenyan woman] You are a woman, aren't you?

A gun is no more dangerous than a cricket bat in the hands of a madman.

Well, you didn't design your beard too well, did you?