Deaf? If you're near there, no wonder you are deaf.

In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, in order to contribute something to solve overpopulation.

If anyone has a new idea in this country, there are twice as many people who keep putting a man with a red flag in front of it.

A gun is no more dangerous than a cricket bat in the hands of a madman.

Tolerance is the one essential ingredient ... You can take it from me that the Queen has the quality of tolerance in abundance.

All money nowadays seems to be produced with a natural homing instinct for the Treasury.

If I were reincarnated I would wish to be returned to Earth as a killer virus to lower human population levels.