Deaf? If you're near there, no wonder you are deaf.

So you are the people tearing down the Brazilian rainforest and breeding cattle.

The man who invented the red carpet needed his head examined.

Change does not change tradition, it strengthens it. Change is a challenge and anopportunity, not a threat.

Cats kill far more birds than men. Why don't you have a slogan: 'Kill a cat and save a bird?'

We go into the red next year... I shall have to give up polo.

You have mosquitoes. I have the Press.