Deaf? If you're near there, no wonder you are deaf.

Your country is one of the most notorious centres of trading in endangered species.

People think there's a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.

A few years ago, everybody was saying we must have more leisure, everyone's working too much. Now everybody's got more leisure time they're complaining they're unemployed. People don't seem to make up their minds what they want.

If anyone has a new idea in this country, there are twice as many people who keep putting a man with a red flag in front of it.

That's a nice tie... Do you have any knickers in that material?

Constitutionally I don't exist.