Cats kill far more birds than men. Why don't you have a slogan: 'Kill a cat and save a bird?'
If you stay here much longer you'll all be slitty-eyed.
Aren't most of you descended from pirates?
I therefore suggested that WWF should invite leaders from the major religions to meet together to discuss what - if any - responsibility they felt they had for the natural environment as a "sacred" entity.
What about Tom Jones? He's made a million and he's a bloody awful singer.
People think there's a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.