I don't know how they're going to integrate in places like Glasgow and Sheffield.

[after accepting a gift from a Kenyan woman] You are a woman, aren't you?

They're not mating are they?

I suppose I'd get in trouble if I were to melt them down.

So who's on drugs here?... He looks as if he's on drugs.

They're a damn nuisance - I've got one in my bathroom and every time I run my bath the steam sets it off.

If I were reincarnated I would wish to be returned to Earth as a killer virus to lower human population levels.