I don't know how they're going to integrate in places like Glasgow and Sheffield.

There are always twenty excellent reasons for doing nothing for every one reason for starting anything-especially if it has never been done before.

The biggest waste of water in the country by far. You spend half a pint and flush two gallons.

I would like to go to Russia very much — although the bastards murdered half my family.

It's a vast waste of space.

The bastards murdered half my family.

A horse which stops dead just before a jump and thus propels its rider into a graceful arc provides a splendid excuse for general merriment.