During the Blitz, a lot of shops had their windows blown in and put up notices saying, 'More open than usual'. I now declare this place more open than usual.
You look like you're ready for bed!
It looks like the kind of thing my daughter would bring back from school art lessons.
I never see any home cooking - all I get is fancy stuff.
Do you work in a strip club?
No, I'd probably end up spitting it out over everybody.