It’s a pleasure to be in a country that isn’t ruled by its people.

In the end we must, I think, somehow conclude that they have as much right to this planet as we have.

Ah, you're the one who wrote the letter. So you can write then.

The bastards murdered half my family.

A few years ago, everybody was saying we must have more leisure, everyone's working too much. Now everybody's got more leisure time they're complaining they're unemployed. People don't seem to make up their minds what they want.

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, which I've practised for many years.

It's not a very big one, but at least it's dead and it took an awful lot of killing!