It’s a pleasure to be in a country that isn’t ruled by its people.

If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it.

A few years ago, everybody was saying we must have more leisure, everyone's working too much. Now everybody's got more leisure time they're complaining they're unemployed. People don't seem to make up their minds what they want.

It's a vast waste of space.

Are you running away from something?

This could only happen in a technical college.

I never see any home cooking - all I get is fancy stuff.