It’s a pleasure to be in a country that isn’t ruled by its people.

I never see any home cooking - all I get is fancy stuff.

During the Blitz, a lot of shops had their windows blown in and put up notices saying, 'More open than usual'. I now declare this place more open than usual.

There are always twenty excellent reasons for doing nothing for every one reason for starting anything-especially if it has never been done before.

Cats kill far more birds than men. Why don't you have a slogan: 'Kill a cat and save a bird?'

We don't come here for our health.

Are you running away from something?