That's a nice tie... Do you have any knickers in that material?

It's not a very big one, but at least it's dead and it took an awful lot of killing!

It makes you all look like Dracula's daughters!

The world population 60 years ago was just over 2 billion and it's now more than 6 billion. This huge increase - an explosion really - has probably done more harm to the environment than anything else.

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

It's my custom to say something flattering to begin with so I shall be excused if I put my foot in it later on.

Who is going to be the first to face up to the need for self-restraint in the number of children brought into the world?