That's a nice tie... Do you have any knickers in that material?

The man who invented the red carpet needed his head examined.

If I were reincarnated I would wish to be returned to Earth as a killer virus to lower human population levels.

I just wonder what it would be like to be reincarnated in an animal whose species had been so reduced in numbers than it was in danger of extinction. What would be its feelings toward the human species whose population explosion had denied it somewhere to exist. I must confess that I am tempted to ask for reincarnation as a particularly deadly virus.

If we could just stop the tourism, we could stop the congestion.

Do you know they have eating dogs for the anorexic now?

Can you tell the difference between them?