Do you work in a strip club?
If we could just stop the tourism, we could stop the congestion.
You managed not to get eaten then?
People think there's a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.
You look like you're ready for bed!
If you travel as much as we do, you appreciate the improvements in aircraft design of less noise and more comfort - provided you don't travel in something called economy class, which sounds ghastly.