That's a nice tie... Do you have any knickers in that material?

A gun is no more dangerous than a cricket bat in the hands of a madman.

Change does not change tradition, it strengthens it. Change is a challenge and anopportunity, not a threat.

People say after a fire it's water damage that's the worst. We're still drying out Windsor Castle.

They're not mating are they?

I don't think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing.

[after accepting a gift from a Kenyan woman] You are a woman, aren't you?