Cats kill far more birds than men. Why don't you have a slogan: 'Kill a cat and save a bird?'

The bastards murdered half my family.

The man who invented the red carpet needed his head examined.

There are always twenty excellent reasons for doing nothing for every one reason for starting anything-especially if it has never been done before.

Do you work in a strip club?

"It looks as though it was put in by an Indian." He later backtracked: "I meant to say cowboys."

You're not wearing mink knickers,are you?