Cats kill far more birds than men. Why don't you have a slogan: 'Kill a cat and save a bird?'

You look like you're ready for bed!

How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?

So you are the people tearing down the Brazilian rainforest and breeding cattle.

If we could just stop the tourism, we could stop the congestion.

I don't claim to have any special interest in natural history, but as a boy I was made aware of the annual fluctuations in the number of game animals and the need to adjust the cull to the size of the surplus population.

That's more than you know about anything else then.