Cats kill far more birds than men. Why don't you have a slogan: 'Kill a cat and save a bird?'

I would like to go to Russia very much — although the bastards murdered half my family.

So who's on drugs here?... He looks as if he's on drugs.

People think there's a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.

Well, you didn't design your beard too well, did you?

So you are the people tearing down the Brazilian rainforest and breeding cattle.

You look like you're ready for bed!