It's no use saying do this, do that, don't do that ... it's very easy when children want something to say no immediately. I think it's quite important not to give an unequivocal answer at once. Much better to think it over. Then, if you eventually say no, I think they really accept it.

Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation.

A gun is no more dangerous than a cricket bat in the hands of a madman.

Young people are the same as they always were. They are just as ignorant.

We live in what virtually amounts to a museum - which does not happen to a lot of people.

I suppose I'd get in trouble if I were to melt them down.

Oh, it's you that owns that ghastly car, is it?