You could do with losing a little bit of weight.
A horse which stops dead just before a jump and thus propels its rider into a graceful arc provides a splendid excuse for general merriment.
So you are the people tearing down the Brazilian rainforest and breeding cattle.
It looks like the kind of thing my daughter would bring back from school art lessons.
If anyone has a new idea in this country, there are twice as many people who keep putting a man with a red flag in front of it.
Who is going to be the first to face up to the need for self-restraint in the number of children brought into the world?