I therefore suggested that WWF should invite leaders from the major religions to meet together to discuss what - if any - responsibility they felt they had for the natural environment as a "sacred" entity.

There's a cord sticking out of the back. Might you tell me where it goes?

In the end we must, I think, somehow conclude that they have as much right to this planet as we have.

The man who invented the red carpet needed his head examined.

I have very little experience of self-government. In fact, I am one of the most governed people in the world.

Aren't most of you descended from pirates?

We go into the red next year... I shall have to give up polo.