I thought it was against the law for a woman to solicit.

You look like you're ready for bed!

During the Blitz, a lot of shops had their windows blown in and put up notices saying, 'More open than usual'. I now declare this place more open than usual.

There's a cord sticking out of the back. Might you tell me where it goes?

I suppose I'd get in trouble if I were to melt them down.

Constitutionally I don't exist.

There are always twenty excellent reasons for doing nothing for every one reason for starting anything-especially if it has never been done before.