I thought it was against the law for a woman to solicit.

I just wonder what it would be like to be reincarnated in an animal whose species had been so reduced in numbers than it was in danger of extinction. What would be its feelings toward the human species whose population explosion had denied it somewhere to exist. I must confess that I am tempted to ask for reincarnation as a particularly deadly virus.

We go into the red next year... I shall have to give up polo.

There are always twenty excellent reasons for doing nothing for every one reason for starting anything-especially if it has never been done before.

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, which I've practised for many years.

You could do with losing a little bit of weight.

Do you still throw spears at each other?