Were you here in the bad old days? ... That's why you can't read and write then!

You have mosquitoes. I have the Press.

If a cricketer suddenly decided to go into a school and batter a lot of people to death with a cricket bat, are you going to ban cricket bats?

[after accepting a gift from a Kenyan woman] You are a woman, aren't you?

The more people there are, the more food we need, the more space we occupy, the more resources and consumer goods we wish to have and the more development has to take place

The conservation of nature, the proper care for the human environment and a general concern for the long-term future of the whole of our planet are absolutely vital if future generations are to have a chance to enjoy their existence on this earth.

And what exotic part of the world do you come from?