[after accepting a gift from a Kenyan woman] You are a woman, aren't you?

Are you running away from something?

We go into the red next year... I shall have to give up polo.

Cats kill far more birds than men. Why don't you have a slogan: 'Kill a cat and save a bird?'

That's more than you know about anything else then.

They're not mating are they?

It doesn't look like much work goes on at this university.