[after accepting a gift from a Kenyan woman] You are a woman, aren't you?

I don't care what kind it is, just get me a beer.

There's a cord sticking out of the back. Might you tell me where it goes?

British women can't cook.

It seems to me that it's the best way of wasting money that I know of. I don't think investments on the moon pay a very high dividend.

It makes you all look like Dracula's daughters!

Young people are the same as they always were. They are just as ignorant.