[after accepting a gift from a Kenyan woman] You are a woman, aren't you?

So who's on drugs here?... He looks as if he's on drugs.

Well, you didn't design your beard too well, did you?

There's a cord sticking out of the back. Might you tell me where it goes?

I suppose I'd get in trouble if I were to melt them down.

Only a Scotsman can really survive a Scottish education.

Constitutionally I don't exist.