[after accepting a gift from a Kenyan woman] You are a woman, aren't you?

That's a nice tie... Do you have any knickers in that material?

So this is feminist corner then.

Well, you didn't design your beard too well, did you?

They're a damn nuisance - I've got one in my bathroom and every time I run my bath the steam sets it off.

Wildlife of the world is disappearing, not because of a malicious and deliberate policy of slaughter and extermination, but simply because of a general and widespread ignorance and neglect.

It's not a very big one, but at least it's dead and it took an awful lot of killing!