It looks like the kind of thing my daughter would bring back from school art lessons.
Well, you didn't design your beard too well, did you?
Tolerance is the one essential ingredient ... You can take it from me that the Queen has the quality of tolerance in abundance.
It doesn't look like much work goes on at this university.
A gun is no more dangerous than a cricket bat in the hands of a madman.
The man who invented the red carpet needed his head examined.