[after accepting a gift from a Kenyan woman] You are a woman, aren't you?
Can you tell the difference between them?
That's a nice tie... Do you have any knickers in that material?
"It looks as though it was put in by an Indian." He later backtracked: "I meant to say cowboys."
We go into the red next year... I shall have to give up polo.
Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation.