If a cricketer suddenly decided to go into a school and batter a lot of people to death with a cricket bat, are you going to ban cricket bats?

You look like you're ready for bed!

Are you running away from something?

We go into the red next year... I shall have to give up polo.

In the end we must, I think, somehow conclude that they have as much right to this planet as we have.

So who's on drugs here?... He looks as if he's on drugs.

What about Tom Jones? He's made a million and he's a bloody awful singer.