They're a damn nuisance - I've got one in my bathroom and every time I run my bath the steam sets it off.
Prince PhilipIt's my custom to say something flattering to begin with so I shall be excused if I put my foot in it later on.
Prince PhilipIn the days when the nation depended on agriculture for its wealth it made the Lord Chancellor sit on a woolsack to remind him where the wealth came from. I would like to suggest we remove that now and make him sit on a crate of machine tools.
Prince Philip