In the days when the nation depended on agriculture for its wealth it made the Lord Chancellor sit on a woolsack to remind him where the wealth came from. I would like to suggest we remove that now and make him sit on a crate of machine tools.

They're a damn nuisance - I've got one in my bathroom and every time I run my bath the steam sets it off.

The bastards murdered half my family.

It's my custom to say something flattering to begin with so I shall be excused if I put my foot in it later on.

In the days when the nation depended on agriculture for its wealth it made the Lord Chancellor sit on a woolsack to remind him where the wealth came from. I would like to suggest we remove that now and make him sit on a crate of machine tools.

The biggest waste of water in the country by far. You spend half a pint and flush two gallons.

Tolerance is the one essential ingredient ... You can take it from me that the Queen has the quality of tolerance in abundance.