I don't think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing.

There's a cord sticking out of the back. Might you tell me where it goes?

Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed.

The man who invented the red carpet needed his head examined.

I thought it was against the law for a woman to solicit.

We didn't have counsellors rushing around every time somebody let off a gun. You just got on with it!

You could do with losing a little bit of weight.