I don't think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing.

It seems to me that it's the best way of wasting money that I know of. I don't think investments on the moon pay a very high dividend.

"It looks as though it was put in by an Indian." He later backtracked: "I meant to say cowboys."

Ah, you're the one who wrote the letter. So you can write then.

They're a damn nuisance - I've got one in my bathroom and every time I run my bath the steam sets it off.

It's not a very big one, but at least it's dead and it took an awful lot of killing!

We don't come here for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves.