They're not mating are they?
You managed not to get eaten then?
It's my custom to say something flattering to begin with so I shall be excused if I put my foot in it later on.
So who's on drugs here?... He looks as if he's on drugs.
What about Tom Jones? He's made a million and he's a bloody awful singer.
Anyone who is concerned about his dignity would be well advised to keep away from horses.