How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?

The French don't know how to cook breakfast.

You managed not to get eaten then?

I would like to go to Russia very much — although the bastards murdered half my family.

I thought it was against the law for a woman to solicit.

Only a Scotsman can really survive a Scottish education.

If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it.