British women can't cook.
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
People think there's a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.
We live in what virtually amounts to a museum - which does not happen to a lot of people.
So who's on drugs here?... He looks as if he's on drugs.
They're a damn nuisance - I've got one in my bathroom and every time I run my bath the steam sets it off.