I don't claim to have any special interest in natural history, but as a boy I was made aware of the annual fluctuations in the number of game animals and the need to adjust the cull to the size of the surplus population.

We don't come here for our health.

It's not a very big one, but at least it's dead and it took an awful lot of killing!

There's a cord sticking out of the back. Might you tell me where it goes?

Only a Scotsman can really survive a Scottish education.

Do you work in a strip club?

A gun is no more dangerous than a cricket bat in the hands of a madman.