I never see any home cooking - all I get is fancy stuff.
We didn't have counsellors rushing around every time somebody let off a gun. You just got on with it!
That's a nice tie... Do you have any knickers in that material?
Deaf? If you're near there, no wonder you are deaf.
Were you here in the bad old days? ... That's why you can't read and write then!
You can't have been here long, you haven't got a pot belly.