You were playing your instruments? Or do you have tape recorders under your seats?
Do you work in a strip club?
If you stay here much longer you'll all be slitty-eyed.
[after accepting a gift from a Kenyan woman] You are a woman, aren't you?
Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, which I've practised for many years.
Do you know they have eating dogs for the anorexic now?