When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

You can't have been here long, you haven't got a pot belly.

I would like to go to Russia very much — although the bastards murdered half my family.

So this is feminist corner then.

We don't come here for our health.

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

Cats kill far more birds than men. Why don't you have a slogan: 'Kill a cat and save a bird?'