Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, which I've practised for many years.

So this is feminist corner then.

If anyone has a new idea in this country, there are twice as many people who keep putting a man with a red flag in front of it.

Deaf? If you're near there, no wonder you are deaf.

If I were reincarnated I would wish to be returned to Earth as a killer virus to lower human population levels.

I would like to go to Russia very much — although the bastards murdered half my family.

Are you running away from something?