It makes you all look like Dracula's daughters!

It's not a very big one, but at least it's dead and it took an awful lot of killing!

During the Blitz, a lot of shops had their windows blown in and put up notices saying, 'More open than usual'. I now declare this place more open than usual.

It's no use saying do this, do that, don't do that ... it's very easy when children want something to say no immediately. I think it's quite important not to give an unequivocal answer at once. Much better to think it over. Then, if you eventually say no, I think they really accept it.

Aren't most of you descended from pirates?

Who is going to be the first to face up to the need for self-restraint in the number of children brought into the world?

The bastards murdered half my family.