Oh! You're the people ruining the rivers.

I've never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing.

So who's on drugs here?... He looks as if he's on drugs.

[after accepting a gift from a Kenyan woman] You are a woman, aren't you?

If a cricketer suddenly decided to go into a school and batter a lot of people to death with a cricket bat, are you going to ban cricket bats?

We didn't have counsellors rushing around every time somebody let off a gun. You just got on with it!

The biggest waste of water in the country by far. You spend half a pint and flush two gallons.