The biggest waste of water in the country by far. You spend half a pint and flush two gallons.

If anyone has a new idea in this country, there are twice as many people who keep putting a man with a red flag in front of it.

It's no use saying do this, do that, don't do that ... it's very easy when children want something to say no immediately. I think it's quite important not to give an unequivocal answer at once. Much better to think it over. Then, if you eventually say no, I think they really accept it.

If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it.

If it doesn't fart or eat hay, she isn't interested.

Do you still throw spears at each other?

Who is going to be the first to face up to the need for self-restraint in the number of children brought into the world?