The biggest waste of water in the country by far. You spend half a pint and flush two gallons.

If you stay here much longer you'll all be slitty-eyed.

Cats kill far more birds than men. Why don't you have a slogan: 'Kill a cat and save a bird?'

Ah, you're the one who wrote the letter. So you can write then.

People think there's a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.

If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it.

I thought it was against the law for a woman to solicit.