I have very little experience of self-government. In fact, I am one of the most governed people in the world.
During the Blitz, a lot of shops had their windows blown in and put up notices saying, 'More open than usual'. I now declare this place more open than usual.
The French don't know how to cook breakfast.
Well, you didn't design your beard too well, did you?
Do you work in a strip club?
Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed.