Ah, you're the one who wrote the letter. So you can write then.
If it doesn't fart or eat hay, she isn't interested.
A few years ago, everybody was saying we must have more leisure, everyone's working too much. Now everybody's got more leisure time they're complaining they're unemployed. People don't seem to make up their minds what they want.
I suppose I'd get in trouble if I were to melt them down.
Well, you didn't design your beard too well, did you?
If I were reincarnated I would wish to be returned to Earth as a killer virus to lower human population levels.