It doesn't look like much work goes on at this university.
Cats kill far more birds than men. Why don't you have a slogan: 'Kill a cat and save a bird?'
The bastards murdered half my family.
It seems to me that it's the best way of wasting money that I know of. I don't think investments on the moon pay a very high dividend.
[after accepting a gift from a Kenyan woman] You are a woman, aren't you?
Only a Scotsman can really survive a Scottish education.