The biggest waste of water in the country by far. You spend half a pint and flush two gallons.

It seems to me that it's the best way of wasting money that I know of. I don't think investments on the moon pay a very high dividend.

If a cricketer suddenly decided to go into a school and batter a lot of people to death with a cricket bat, are you going to ban cricket bats?

We go into the red next year... I shall have to give up polo.

Well, you didn't design your beard too well, did you?

In the days when the nation depended on agriculture for its wealth it made the Lord Chancellor sit on a woolsack to remind him where the wealth came from. I would like to suggest we remove that now and make him sit on a crate of machine tools.

Were you here in the bad old days? ... That's why you can't read and write then!