I have very little experience of self-government. In fact, I am one of the most governed people in the world.

Do people trip over you?

I would like to go to Russia very much — although the bastards murdered half my family.

So who's on drugs here?... He looks as if he's on drugs.

And if we could get the local leaders to appreciate their responsibility for the environment then they would be able to explain that responsibility to the people of their faith.

British women can't cook.

All money nowadays seems to be produced with a natural homing instinct for the Treasury.