I have very little experience of self-government. In fact, I am one of the most governed people in the world.

That's more than you know about anything else then.

So who's on drugs here?... He looks as if he's on drugs.

Young people are the same as they always were. They are just as ignorant.

You're just a silly little Whitehall twit: you don't trust me and I don't trust you.

Oh no, I might catch some ghastly disease.

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.