If it doesn't fart or eat hay, she isn't interested.
Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation.
We don't come here for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves.
Change does not change tradition, it strengthens it. Change is a challenge and anopportunity, not a threat.
If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it.
People say after a fire it's water damage that's the worst. We're still drying out Windsor Castle.