Anyone who is concerned about his dignity would be well advised to keep away from horses.

Do you know they have eating dogs for the anorexic now?

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, which I've practised for many years.

Can you tell the difference between them?

Cats kill far more birds than men. Why don't you have a slogan: 'Kill a cat and save a bird?'

A horse which stops dead just before a jump and thus propels its rider into a graceful arc provides a splendid excuse for general merriment.

I would like to go to Russia very much — although the bastards murdered half my family.