How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?
A gun is no more dangerous than a cricket bat in the hands of a madman.
You're just a silly little Whitehall twit: you don't trust me and I don't trust you.
Anyone who is concerned about his dignity would be well advised to keep away from horses.
You bloody silly fool!
"It looks as though it was put in by an Indian." He later backtracked: "I meant to say cowboys."