A gun is no more dangerous than a cricket bat in the hands of a madman.

I thought it was against the law for a woman to solicit.

The world population 60 years ago was just over 2 billion and it's now more than 6 billion. This huge increase - an explosion really - has probably done more harm to the environment than anything else.

It's difficult to see how it's possible to become immensely valuable by singing what are the most hideous songs.

You were playing your instruments? Or do you have tape recorders under your seats?

A few years ago, everybody was saying we must have more leisure, everyone's working too much. Now everybody's got more leisure time they're complaining they're unemployed. People don't seem to make up their minds what they want.

We go into the red next year... I shall have to give up polo.