A gun is no more dangerous than a cricket bat in the hands of a madman.

Do people trip over you?

People think there's a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.

People say after a fire it's water damage that's the worst. We're still drying out Windsor Castle.

I don't claim to have any special interest in natural history, but as a boy I was made aware of the annual fluctuations in the number of game animals and the need to adjust the cull to the size of the surplus population.

No, I'd probably end up spitting it out over everybody.

We live in what virtually amounts to a museum - which does not happen to a lot of people.