A gun is no more dangerous than a cricket bat in the hands of a madman.

Change does not change tradition, it strengthens it. Change is a challenge and anopportunity, not a threat.

You managed not to get eaten then?

"It looks as though it was put in by an Indian." He later backtracked: "I meant to say cowboys."

Why don't you go and live in a hostel to save cash?

During the Blitz, a lot of shops had their windows blown in and put up notices saying, 'More open than usual'. I now declare this place more open than usual.

I therefore suggested that WWF should invite leaders from the major religions to meet together to discuss what - if any - responsibility they felt they had for the natural environment as a "sacred" entity.