This could only happen in a technical college.
The man who invented the red carpet needed his head examined.
If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it.
We go into the red next year... I shall have to give up polo.
They're not mating are they?
So who's on drugs here?... He looks as if he's on drugs.