We don't come here for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves.
[after accepting a gift from a Kenyan woman] You are a woman, aren't you?
You're just a silly little Whitehall twit: you don't trust me and I don't trust you.
You have mosquitoes. I have the Press.
If you travel as much as we do, you appreciate the improvements in aircraft design of less noise and more comfort - provided you don't travel in something called economy class, which sounds ghastly.
We didn't have counsellors rushing around every time somebody let off a gun. You just got on with it!