No, I'd probably end up spitting it out over everybody.

Tolerance is the one essential ingredient ... You can take it from me that the Queen has the quality of tolerance in abundance.

Were you here in the bad old days? ... That's why you can't read and write then!

During the Blitz, a lot of shops had their windows blown in and put up notices saying, 'More open than usual'. I now declare this place more open than usual.

This could only happen in a technical college.

You could do with losing a little bit of weight.

I don't know how they're going to integrate in places like Glasgow and Sheffield.