Do you know they have eating dogs for the anorexic now?

If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it.

The biggest waste of water in the country by far. You spend half a pint and flush two gallons.

Aren't most of you descended from pirates?

I would like to go to Russia very much — although the bastards murdered half my family.

The world population 60 years ago was just over 2 billion and it's now more than 6 billion. This huge increase - an explosion really - has probably done more harm to the environment than anything else.

I thought it was against the law for a woman to solicit.