Do you know they have eating dogs for the anorexic now?

If you stay here much longer you'll all be slitty-eyed.

I don't care what kind it is, just get me a beer.

I would like to go to Russia very much — although the bastards murdered half my family.

Oh no, I might catch some ghastly disease.

If I were reincarnated I would wish to be returned to Earth as a killer virus to lower human population levels.

It makes you all look like Dracula's daughters!