This could only happen in a technical college.

The more people there are, the more food we need, the more space we occupy, the more resources and consumer goods we wish to have and the more development has to take place

If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it.

It's my custom to say something flattering to begin with so I shall be excused if I put my foot in it later on.

It's difficult to see how it's possible to become immensely valuable by singing what are the most hideous songs.

A horse which stops dead just before a jump and thus propels its rider into a graceful arc provides a splendid excuse for general merriment.

You can't have been here long, you haven't got a pot belly.