You fall out of your mother's womb, you crawl across open country under fire, and drop into your grave.

Never sweep. After four years the dirt gets no worse.

In most cases an act of unwelcome sex is no more bother than being vaccinated, so there's no point going on about it as if it werea fate worse than death. With skill and good manners you can avoid having to make the sacrifice, but should you find yourself in a compromising situation largely of your own making, you should stop defending your virtue and start worrying about your maturity. It will give you something to think about while the savage pumper bangs away.

It's been agony but I couldn't have done it any other way.

In an expanding universe, time is on the side of the outcast.

I don't believe in convention at all. I do what I have to do to stay alive.

The worst part of being gay in the twentieth century is all that damn disco music to which one has to listen.